My Aunt Re-GIFTS My Dad's Wedding Gift… So He Plotted a 9-Year Revenge
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🗓️ 14 March 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My aunt re-gifts some ugly pots to my parents on their wedding. |
| 0:05.0 | So my dad devises a 10-year revenge plan. |
| 0:09.0 | A little setup. |
| 0:11.0 | My dad is one of nine children to my grandparents. |
| 0:14.0 | When the oldest sister, my auntie, let's call her Margaret, got married, |
| 0:19.0 | one of the gifts she received was four very poorly made clay pots |
| 0:23.1 | from one of her friends who wasn't super close to the family. These pots were all very different to |
| 0:28.2 | each other and didn't match at all. I assume they came out of a first time as pottery class or something. |
| 0:34.5 | Anyway, fast forward 15 years and my parents are getting married. Margaret shows up at the |
| 0:39.9 | wedding, as does everyone else. The ceremony and reception pass with no dramas and everyone goes home. |
| 0:47.1 | The following week, my parents begin to sort through all their wedding gifts. They unwrap Margaret's |
| 0:52.1 | to find a very old, worn-looking cardboard box with the old tape |
| 0:56.4 | still underneath the new tape put on there by Margaret to hold the lid closed. Dad opens the box |
| 1:02.0 | to see the four pots that had been given to Margaret 15 years prior. My parents knew this was a gift to |
| 1:07.8 | Margaret originally, because at the bottom of the box was a card of |
| 1:11.6 | congratulations on your wedding addressed to Margaret. She hadn't even bothered to take the |
| 1:17.3 | pots out of the box when she was gifted them or checked the condition when rewrapping them. |
| 1:22.8 | This thoroughly annoyed my dad. We think she gifted them genuinely. Even with her sense of humor, she was |
| 1:28.6 | just a bit stingy sometimes. Then, my father's anger turned to determination as he started to develop |
| 1:35.5 | a plan that would stretch almost a decade. With Christmas, fast approaching, my dad rewrapped the |
| 1:41.5 | pots in the same box with the same wedding card addressed to Margaret, |
| 1:45.0 | essentially in the same condition he had received it in. |
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