"MY AUNT HIT ON ME"

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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A guy reads me a promiscuous text message that he received from his aunt, who he believes is a bad person. His wife also hops on the line and gives her opinion on it. Then I hear from a caller who is plagued by daily nightmares, discover a new way to use the bathroom, and chat with farmer who was on SNL. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	I ran it by my family my whole family okay what is your family all thing and my sister and my wife and they all agree
0:06.7	because she's just wild she's that she just wiles out and does these things so it wouldn't surprise me.
0:14.2	And she thought, man, I kind of want to
0:17.0	fuck my nephew today.
0:18.2	I'm a mess.
0:19.8	Hmm.
0:21.4	Alex.
0:22.4	Hello. Hey Alex, how you doing? Alex. Hello?
0:23.0	Hey Alex, how you doing?
0:25.0	I am doing well.
0:27.0	I am doing well.
0:28.0	How you doing, Gek?
0:30.0	It says here you think your aunt might have sexed you today?
0:35.0	Well, so it kind of gave off the feeling of it.
0:41.0	So I guess some background, She's kind of like she's cheated on my
0:47.9	uncle before so you know she's kind of she's kind of out there and the text would do you want to read the text? Sure let's hear the text
1:00.8	All right so she text me and she says, hey Alex, I got fired from my job today and I told, insert my uncle's name I feel like me and you should bond all jokes aside I'm a mess
1:25.0	That's the text. the text.
1:27.0	And it just led me to believe.
1:31.0	The only time you would insert I'm a mess and we should bond is if you're trying to cop a feel
1:37.9	I'm gonna I'm gonna throw this out here immediately
1:41.9	Okay, I think I I think I think I think something's going on
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