"I DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE"

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

A guy calls in to tell me about a near-death experience that completely reshaped how he views life. Then a former dominatrix describes the logistical nightmares of being in a 9 person orgy. Then we hear from a caller who’s been collecting his roommate’s toenails and a guy who attends professional Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments. I think I also go on a rant about life at some point in there too. It’s a good episode. Trust me. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Did you say you died for like a second?
0:02.4	I would say I died for like a second four times.
0:06.7	I'm trying to be good about like living towards my discomfort because I think that's the
0:10.9	way you grow as a person.
0:12.3	And it has resulted in you dying.
0:18.0	Steve?
0:19.0	Well, hello.
0:20.0	How are you Steve?
0:22.0	Yeah, right?
0:24.0	So I'm after work, I was some cornbread.
0:27.0	You said you're eating some cornbread?
0:30.0	Yeah, I haven't you ate some cornbread.
0:32.0	Uh, is it just cornbread or are there any like meats going along with that or simply the side of cornbread?
0:39.0	It is straight up cornbread with some corn in it.
0:44.0	There's corn in the cornbread?
0:47.0	There is corn in the cornbread, yes.
0:50.0	I feel like cornbread doesn't typically have corn in it.
0:56.6	I mean I just like corn I guess
1:00.6	and it hasn't been moisture so it's not as dry.
1:04.0	Really?
1:05.0	Yeah, it's a try.
1:07.0	That's great.
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