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Material things and wearing sweatpants the whole month because the jeans give you

what is that called when it goes um, shape thing?

No, um, muffin tap.

Oh yeah, that's the worst as like when clothes start to give you a muffin.

I used to get chafing though, like I used to with these like swim chunks that like had netting,

like I still was sometimes and they used to like cut up my like um,

genital ale, yeah, and then I used to ask him, I'm like, why does it hold so bad?

And she was like, well, yeah, cut that off.

It was a story, yeah.

I recently had to throw out all of my underwear and go up the size because they were all squeezing

me. So I was like, you know what, it's too admit like I'm not a small. And that's okay.

Oh my gosh.

I'm a medium sized human and I just have to accept it.

Because I for some reason I still had the same underwear I had from when I was like 19.

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