You are my 23rd best friend.

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

On the question of how many good friends you can have, a topic known as the Dunbar number.

We'll get to that in just a second, but here's a joke that was kind of long,

and so we didn't get it on to the regular radio show. So Seth Myers.

Following the news, the Kentucky Derby winner, Medina Spirit, had failed a post-race drug test.

Former President Trump released a statement on his website yesterday that said, quote,

So now even our Kentucky

Derby winner, Medina Spirit, is a junkie, which brings us to a segment called, Damn it, that's

really funny.

Okay, obviously I dislike this man, but it is possible to dislike someone and think calling a horse a junkie is very, very funny.

This was an official statement from the former president.

Calling a horse a junkie.

As if it bought the drugs itself in some back alley.

Like it only got caught because the horse's parents found it in a shoebox under its bed.

It's stable? Again, I cannot stress enough. I do not like this man, but damn it.

It's really funny.

This has Ben. Damn it. That's really funny.

You know what? I just want to hear that Bob Baffert bit from a Conan again.

Holy crap, was that funny?

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