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Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2011

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Larry tells tales from the start of the Million Martini March and shares signs of the end of the world. We hear about Larry and the crew's trip our for hot shaves, martinis, chicken and waffles. Then he talks about a commercial he saw while watching the Jets game that upset him to the very core of his soul. By the end of this episode, you'll realize the huge difference between "and...?" and "and by..."Also, Larry waxes nostalgic for the likes of Anita Ekberg and Anne Jeffreys. Then we hear about what you DON'T want to hear at a silent auction.That's right, honey. You're a winner.Quote of the week: "That's the and. AND I'm calling security."This Week With Larry Miller is also now available through the FREE Adam Carolla app, available from the Android marketplace and iTunes app store.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network. Hey this Saturday on Ace on the House, me and my buddy Ray will be dispatching and dispensing the house.
0:17.0	The house, my buddy Ray, will be dispatching and dispensing the housely advice. Yes, Ray.
0:24.0	Woo! Thanks.
0:28.0	Check out an all new episode of Ace on the House this Saturday.
0:31.0	Or visit Ace on the House.com, only on the Ace Broadcasting... House this
0:32.7	com only on the ACE broadcasting network.
0:38.7	From level five city in Glendale it's this week with Larry Miller. Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America, and everyone who likes silent auctions.
1:07.0	God, that theme gets me every time.
1:12.0	I put such a big smile on my face.
1:15.0	Hi here folks, welcome back to this week with Larry Miller, I'm Larry Miller, but in a way, aren't we all?
1:21.0	And as always, don't they sound good. Of course that's the Thomas Bennett Orchestra. No the Thomas Bonnet Orchestra. You'd think I'd know my own orchestra, wouldn't you? Turns out no, it's the Thomas Bonnet Orchestra and the Penny Clark dancers featuring
1:35.8	Boy Tenor Josh Leiburg asking the musical question, if a man says something in the woods
1:42.4	and there's no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?
1:46.0	That's actually a brilliant question I think and a very funny one, and the answer is,
1:51.0	we don't know.
1:52.0	See that's how brilliant the question is.
1:53.8	It's so deep and existential.
1:55.2	It's actually like the tree question itself
1:57.9	that the whole point of is he still wrong?
2:00.7	I don't even know. It's so deep and so funny it's as deep as the
2:06.8	one hand clapping thing I have which I never understood by the way I don't
2:10.2	understand the tree falling thing and I don't understand this thing but I know it's funny
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