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Larry Miller Show

Musso and Frank and Sween (Rebroadcast)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2012

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Larry tells tales from the start of the Million Martini March and shares signs of the end of the world.  We hear about Larry and the crew's trip our for hot shaves, martinis, chicken and waffles. Then he talks about a commercial he saw while watching the Jets game that upset him to the very core of his soul. By the end of this episode, you'll realize the huge difference between "and...?" and "and by..." Also, Larry waxes nostalgic for the likes of Anita Ekberg and Anne Jeffreys. Then we hear about what you DON'T want to hear at a silent auction. That's right, honey. You're a winner. Quote of the week: "That's the and. AND I'm calling security."

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is Korola Digital.

0:05.0

This is Corolla Digital.

0:07.0

Hi folks, I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all and here's the good news I really am and we all really are

0:19.8

This is for real Colonel Jeff and Dr Chris and I knew we wanted to get a message out because you've been writing such great things to say there's a reason we haven't been on the air.

0:29.5

It's a fantastic reason because I was well kidnap that night of the last show. I was kidnapped and I was taken to one of those islands in the Pacific from the Flint movies and they wanted me to join them.

0:42.0

It was a volcano island and the whole top was cut off and they kept saying why don't you join us and move into the future with us and they'd sit me down by the pool where all the beautiful women in the bikinis walk by and they said look you can have one of these

0:53.1

girls anytime you want and there's always one guy on the other side of the pool

0:56.7

juggling Indian clubs I never understood why but I kept saying gee it sounds terrific

1:01.8

but I didn't want to join them I didn't want to join anybody I want to join

1:05.6

you and then one day I looked outside my window it was beautiful sweet nice with a

1:10.0

railing that goes around and I saw coming up the cliff. Up the mountain cliff was Colonel Jeff

1:15.8

and Dr. Chris on huge thick ropes and they normally call that repelling I think but it was really repellent because they were crying so much

1:24.5

and they had equipment with them to record they didn't come to rescue me they came

1:30.2

to record a message to say you know what we're coming back soon and there's a good

1:35.0

story behind it and there really is.

1:37.4

I can't tell you how good it is to be well, still in the game of life and coming back and I can't wait to talk to you for real live.

1:45.0

So on behalf of Colonel Jeff and Dr. Chris, who already left,

1:49.0

you know what? I'll see you soon and thanks folks.

1:52.9

Bye.

1:54.0

From level five city in Glendale.

1:58.2

It's this week with Larry Miller. And the Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who likes silent auctions. God, that theme gets me every time.

2:27.0

I put such a big smile on my face.

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