MUSICALS that MAGA hates (and we LOVE ❤️) | TMT 170
Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
Alex Pearlman
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🗓️ 29 March 2026
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Mr. and Mrs. P return to the christian movie guide to see what MAGA thinks of their favorite (and least favorite) musicals. From Sweeney Todd, A Star is Born, Moulin Rouge!, Chiago to the Sound of Music, Les Mis and of course The Greatest Showman. It goes exactly as you would expect, hilarious, enraging and sometimes downright confusing.
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0:00 - Intro - Maga is to afraid to see musicals
1:03 - Maga Christians Movie Guide
5:20 - Moulin Rouge
15:43 - Fidler on the Roof
16:48 - The Sound of Music
22:42 - Wicked
32:51 - A Star is Born
42:31 - The Maga Worldview
53:16 - Back to the Greatest Showman
1:01:58 - Sweeney Todd
1:08:32 - Mamma Mia!
1:16:04 - Grease
1:18:19 - Les Miserables
1:21:25 - Chicago (Not Cabaret)
1:27:50 - Cats Ft. Taylor Swift, James Cordon etc.
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| 0:15.2 | MAGA conservatives are famously afraid of cities, big cities, streets, |
| 0:20.2 | stoplights, anything where there's large collections |
| 0:22.9 | of people. That means that MAGA is never able to go see a Broadway play, right, Mrs. P? |
| 0:28.7 | Never. No, they're terrified of it. They might have to walk past Times Square Elmo. Oh, no. Oh, |
| 0:33.7 | the humanity. That's why this week, we're going to take a look at what Maga Christians think of the movie versions of some of our favorite Broadway plays. |
| 0:43.0 | That's right. |
| 0:43.5 | We're going to go to the movie guide and find out what Maga Christians think about some of our favorite and gayest musicals. |
| 0:49.8 | Too Many Tabs. |
| 0:53.3 | Remember to smile. |
| 0:56.2 | Welcome to Too Many Tabs, a podcast where a husband and wife duo sit next to each other at a table. |
| 1:02.6 | And you know what else we do sometimes? |
| 1:04.3 | Sometimes we sit next to each other on Broadway, watching a musical in the wonderful, beautiful New York City. Isn't that right, Mrs. P? |
| 1:12.8 | You get a nice dinner, go see a show. It's a great time. It is a great time. You know who |
| 1:16.9 | doesn't do that, Mrs. P.? Who? Maga Christians. Christian Nationalists are often terrified |
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