Music Is Transphobic! Plus: Daycare Laxatives
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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🎧Episode Summary Happy almost-Valentine’s Day, freaks. Tim wraps up the week with a jam-packed episode full of deranged internet music, furry incest porn, public racism meltdowns, and two perfectly disgusting criminal cases. On Today’s Show: 💘 Valentine’s Day Episode Sponsorship: DV listener Leo sponsors the episode as a Valentine’s gift for his very gay, very […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Friday, February 13th, 2026. |
| 0:04.5 | Coming up on the program today, music is transphobic, plus furry step-sister porn, |
| 0:10.1 | trying out your very racist Asian accent at the nail salon, |
| 0:13.4 | and a daycare worker slips children laxatives so they'll be stuck at home shitting their brains out. |
| 0:18.9 | All this was your voicemails today. |
| 0:23.1 | It was indeed nice getting those two phone calls from you. |
| 0:26.5 | Last week, spread my legs real wide and get down and bite on my oven. |
| 0:35.8 | Suck on it. |
| 0:37.0 | You're going to have a huge phone bill. |
| 0:38.7 | You're alone with you inside my mind. |
| 0:42.7 | Open that shit up. Squeeze it out. |
| 0:44.2 | Squeeze it out, Bill. Just like that. |
| 0:45.9 | And in my dreams, I've kissed your lips a thousand times. |
| 0:51.7 | Fuck the shit! |
| 0:53.3 | That person! |
| 0:53.7 | Sometimes see you pass |
| 0:56.0 | Outside my door |
| 0:59.0 | Hello |
| 1:02.0 | You're a black fucking slut, suck it |
| 1:04.0 | Is it me you're looking for |
| 1:08.0 | I can see it in your eyes I can see it in your eyes. |
| 1:11.6 | I can see it in your smile. |
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