Let The US Government Suggest The Best Foods To Shove Up Your Ass
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
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🗓️ 11 February 2026
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Freaks, it's Wednesday, February 11th, 2026. |
| 0:04.6 | Coming up on the program today, fat-shaming trans women. |
| 0:08.0 | Plus, Jesse Lee Peterson asks a Jewish person why they be trying to Jew everyone down. |
| 0:13.3 | And the U.S. government wants to help pick the best foods to fuck our butts with. |
| 0:17.5 | All this was your voicemails. |
| 0:19.0 | Today on TV! |
| 0:23.3 | Distorted View Daily |
| 0:24.9 | proudly presents |
| 0:26.8 | Leaving a voicemail |
| 0:28.4 | on a masturbation enthusiast |
| 0:30.3 | website. |
| 0:31.9 | I love all the pictures of the guys |
| 0:33.9 | really beating near me. |
| 0:36.4 | Coming all over the place just having a good time enjoying |
| 0:40.5 | themselves. |
| 0:42.4 | I'm interested in the uncut guys, which you have a lot on your sight. |
| 0:48.9 | First what I saw was in kindergarten. |
| 0:52.4 | Kids standing next to me at the urinal. |
| 0:55.3 | Had a little extra blob on the end of his dick not like mine. |
| 0:59.9 | Wow, I was fascinated. |
| 1:02.3 | The next time I saw what when I was in about fourth grade. |
| 1:07.1 | And I used to walk home from school with a kid who lived a couple of doors away. |
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