As I'm speaking to you Halloween is coming up and we are presenting an episode that mentions a lot of ghoulish stuff

So if you're squeamish with descriptions of violence

You might want to skip this one. Well, let's let's say you were in California

I might say howdy, you know, how's it going? You know in your part of

California and Williams my name and I'm up

Let me let me start over again. What was the question? I completely lost my train of thought you said you have kind of a spiel

Oh my spiel. Yeah, okay, let me let me start over again

If I was gonna write to you I would probably

Ask you how you're doing and say something to the effective you've probably been better

And I'd say that I can't complain and I'd say where I live. It's X amount of miles south of San Francisco

X amount of miles north of Los Angeles, and I'd say it's right smack dab in the middle of no fucking wearsville

I'd start a paragraph kind of explaining a little bit about myself. I'd say my age

I'd talk about my interpersonal relationships. I'd mention my vegan diet my wife and I have elected

Not to have any children. I'll go into saying you know children are definitely the opposite of fun

I sometimes will print off jokes that I find really funny and send five to fifteen pages of printouts

Yeah, that's about it

When you actually can formulate a friendship when you find that niche relationship and you have it going

It transcends all the nonsense

Some people want to go out and help the homeless some people want to go visit old people that don't have anybody

Visited and nursing homes and that's great. You know everybody's got their place

It just happens to be that I do it with these types of people a

Friend of mine, you know who I consider to be a rather wise person one time told me you know in life

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