Murderous Elephant Extends Killing Spree to 22 | 1.20.26

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Episode 1877 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR) at https://Lucy.co (legal age only) Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Happy MLK Day (belated), Rock Hard Boners, and 4Eva Holdin (00:12:40) - Trending Updates: Brightline vs. Robots, Aurora Borealis, Don Lemon in Minnesota, Nick Shirley in Greenland, Green Day at the Super Bowl, and Indian Elephant Killing Spree (00:27:44) - ICE Officer Black Sheep Routine (00:29:45) - Which One's Worse??? Killed by a Dough Mixer or Hiking to Save Lost Friends who weren't fully lost? (00:39:37) - Texas Man wanted for Murder, Pictured in Etsy Shirt Warning he will Murder You Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get weekly and monthly bonus pods, discord chat, and much more!! But most importantly: HAGFD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:50.1	What it is! This is a macho man Randy Savage. And this is hard factor.
0:55.3	And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah.
0:59.8	Nobody does it better.
1:01.2	I ain't repeating myself.
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1:04.7	Yeah, and I'm living in a nightmare.
1:07.2	And I'm not a racist.
1:08.7	And I'm always chilling.
1:10.3	Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I'm not a racist And I'm always cheering Oh yeah
1:11.4	Yeah Good morning and welcome to episode 1877 of Hard Factor.
1:37.6	It is Tuesday, January 20th, 2026. Thank you for cheating on the news with us.
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