Murder in a Safe in a Field (Friday Release Valve)
The Political Orphanage
Andrew Heaton
4.9 • 1000 Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2020
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
An abandoned tank! A guy with an axe on a horse! Faulty psychics! Andrew Young joins Heaton to sort out the week's best, underserved headlines, and their attendance mysteries.
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| 0:00.0 | It is Friday and I am tired of thinking. I have expended way too much glucose being all |
| 0:20.2 | thoughtful and substantive this week so I am done with that. |
| 0:23.2 | If you're new to the program, |
| 0:24.6 | we do a flagship episode on Wednesdays and Thursdays |
| 0:26.8 | where I talk to a thought leader or an astronaut |
| 0:30.1 | or an author. |
| 0:31.4 | And then on Fridays, I talked to some degenerate friend about the |
| 0:36.2 | weeks more interesting and in my opinion least served headlines and we are going to do that |
| 0:41.6 | now so if Wednesdays if Weddays is the healthy well-balanced meal, |
| 0:45.2 | right now we're doing a beer bong. You're on the beer bong portion of the program and joining me to |
| 0:49.6 | guzzle that sweet, sweet low-grade quality frat beer is Andrew Young. |
| 0:54.8 | Welcome to the program, Andrew. |
| 0:56.4 | Whoa, give me some naddy light. |
| 0:59.0 | Yep. |
| 1:00.0 | How shall I introduce you? |
| 1:01.7 | Comedian? introduce you? Comedian? |
| 1:03.0 | Well, you, every time you've ever had me on any program, you always have some confusion about, |
| 1:09.0 | what do you do? What is your job? |
| 1:11.0 | Yeah, you seem to be into the circus, don you? Is that what you do? Yes, I am a circus jokesster and that is how I want to be introduced. Okay, circus jokester Andrew Young joining on the program and I'll add I think this is the first time you've been on the political |
| 1:25.1 | orphanage however you have been on my other program alienating the audience several times so for listeners that enjoy this program if if you happen to enjoy Battle Star Galactica, |
| 1:35.8 | Young and I spent a solid hour and a half going through every single philosophical thing we can |
| 1:40.9 | think of involving Battle Star Galacticaica and then subsequently like a week later called each other to talk about the stuff we'd forgotten to talk about like we it's very thorough of the philosophy of Battlestar Galactican that's on my other program alienating the audience. So you and you're on there pretty regularly now. |
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