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Here Comes The Guillotine

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 686 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about immigration, football and who Christopher would play in A Christmas Carol...

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0:00.0	Here Comes the Gelatine contains offensive language, mature content and adult themes.
0:04.9	It is not suitable for a younger audience.
0:09.0	This is a Global Player Original podcast.
0:13.3	Hello and welcome to Here Comes the Guileteen.
0:15.4	It's me Frankie Boyle, Christopher MacArthur Boyd and Susan McKib.
0:18.5	For the next few weeks, we're all off on tour.
0:20.8	So we're going to give you a few bonus episodes
0:23.1	that we recorded as pilots
0:24.7	at a proof of concept to
0:27.1	seize the prize
0:29.0	of this glorious podcast show.
0:31.4	This is like listening to our band's demos.
0:34.5	It's like hip.
0:35.9	It's trendy.
0:41.9	It's cool. Enjoy.
0:51.2	I don't like or care about football but I really enjoy learning about the teams as we discovered when we went to Blackburn. Oh yeah, we went to Blackburn, we got a stadium tour.
0:56.0	Oh, hold on, I think I seen, did I see you take a penalty?
0:59.2	I took a penalty on an actual football.
1:01.3	You should stick to wrestling.
1:02.5	Yeah.
1:03.8	If you see me take a pile driver, I'm even worse.
1:06.7	I've got a cracker right in the top bins, man.
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