Multipals 04: Tony Burke and Janet Spittler

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Don't worry, Theophiloi! You still have some time to leave coffee out for a werewolf and decorate your anti-arousal thorn bush for Approximate Week (observed). We're bumping back our celebrations to once again bring you a Chill Hangout Sesh with some of our multipals! This time, it's the oft-mentioned Drs. Janet Spittler and Tony Burke, a pair of experts in New Testament Apocrypha that I personally mostly just ask about Wolverine from the X-Men.

Topics of Discussion: NASCAR: it really works!™, the noncanon canon, Just Some Gospels, a few apocalypses is plenty of apocalypses, the Comically Extended Death of the Herods, Johnnys Thunderson and Bapto, Jesus and the first chain letter, Jeezey and the Bandit II, Bible Team-Up #1-7, Toxic Mark Gospels_Manual_V9_Revised_Final.pdf, a consensus of one (onesensus), remembering the yellow guy from cartoons.

Hymnal: "Hand on the Needle" by Brent Hagerman.

Apocrypals is edited by Editorial Deacon Lucas Brown.

Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or check out Official Apocrypals merchandise designed by Erica Henderson! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/apocrypals?ref_id=18246

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0:00.0	I got my hand on the needle I control the dance floor I'm sending out of the needle.
0:23.2	I control the dance floor.
0:34.1	I'm sending out transmissions like it's 19, 70, 45, and 33 make 78.
0:38.5	Hello, everybody, and welcome to Apocrypal.
0:43.1	It's the podcast for two non-believers read through the Bible, but try not to be jerks about it.
0:51.2	And it's not just us that's trying not to be jerks as we continue our series within a series of Apocrypal's.
0:52.6	Multi-pals.
0:55.4	That's right. And the multi-pals are even- Oh, I guess I should say.
0:56.3	My name is Chris Sims.
0:57.3	With me as always is Benito Serino.
0:59.0	The other set of footprints, the, what were we?
1:01.5	The master of time and space?
1:04.1	Oh, man.
1:04.8	Oh, yeah.
1:05.4	Yeah, what were those?
1:06.6	Lord of space, master of destiny.
1:09.1	That's not what it was. I don't remember.
1:14.5	I want to say Lord of Space and Master of Time, but I'm pretty sure that's Pokemon,
1:15.5	Diamond, and Pearl.
1:22.0	Well, just call us Pokemon Diamond and Pearl. I don't know. Who is who? It's another one of those.
1:26.0	If I gave you Pokemon Diamonds and pearls.
1:29.4	Let me see if I can scroll back because I'm pretty... This is about as fast as we've ever gone off the rails.
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