109: Chris and Benito's Bible Bonkers (The Didache)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

You there, Theophiloi! What day is to-day? Wait, what? OCTOBER?! Well, I guess we did miss it, then, and the spirits took their sweet time teaching us the true meaning of Approximate Week. Oh well, time is an illusion and regular publishing schedules are a prison. Either way, we're back with a brand new episode covering the Didache and talking about our mutual birthsday!

Topics of Discussion: In Burger King as in life, an X-Change of Swords, the Holy Spirit guides you to ol’ Deuts, RIP to a One, everyone should be having fun, Sigma Scripture, great news for chihuahuas, Magic Arts & Filthy Talking: Together Again, the Pepsi of Baptism, making a meal of the Eucharist, …You might be a False Prophet.

Hymnal: "Come With Me" By Sean "Didache" Combs

Apocrypals is edited by Editorial Deacon Lucas Brown.

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0:00.0	There are two ways, one of life and one of death.
0:03.9	But a great difference between the two ways.
0:07.8	The didicky.
0:10.4	Hear my cries, hear my call, me your ears, see my fall, see my error, know my false, time halts, see my loss,, I'm lacking. Backtracking.
0:21.6	Where I met you.
0:22.7	Pistol packing.
0:23.8	Itchy finger.
0:24.9	Drink a happy.
0:26.0	Try to trap me.
0:27.1	Being rap.
0:28.2	Why you tap me?
0:29.3	Backstap me.
0:30.4	Break the faith.
0:31.5	Four from race.
0:32.6	Tell me lies.
0:33.7	Time flies.
0:34.8	Close your eyes.
0:35.9	Come with me.
0:38.8	Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome back to Apocrypal.
0:42.1	It's the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible and we try not to be jerks about it.
0:45.8	My name is Chris Sims.
0:47.7	With me, as always, is Benito Serino, the other set of footprints.
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