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Multipals 01: Dr. Dan McClellan

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9650 Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome (uh, back?) to a brand new sub-series: Multipals! In these episodes, we're going to be sitting down with guests to talk about Bible and, most likely, Wolverine from the X-Men. To kick things off, we've got the Main Dude of Bible Studies TikTok, Dr. Dan McClellan, here to talk to us about how he tries to clear up misconceptions about the Bible and theology, and why it's very important to wear a t-shirt with Lobo or Venom on it while you're at it. That's right, y'all: we finally found someone else who likes to talk about Bible and will admit to being really into Todd McFarlane's Spawn. 

Make sure to check out Dan at https://www.maklelan.org/ and on TikTok @maklelan! 

Topics of Discussion: Beard guidelines vs. Beard Law, the battle against misinformation, snakes (literal), a weird rock, the new hotness in being wrong, God's wife, a record number of tetragrammatons, Disciple Babies, Crisis On Infinite Sources, Inserting the Ark (not like that), adjusting the lens of your theology, a divisive binary concerning Uncanny X-Men #268, so-and-so go on Apo.

Hymnal: "Deep Fried Frenz" by MF DOOM

Apocrypals is edited by Editorial Deacon Lucas Brown.

Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or check out Official Apocrypals merchandise designed by Erica Henderson! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/apocrypals?ref_id=18246 

Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Heck 12. Isaiah 54:17  

Transcript

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0:00.0

Before we go any further

0:02.0

As you call them, they call you when they need something.

0:05.0

Trees for the blood to G's for the front.

0:07.0

I found a way to get peace of mind for years and left the hell alone.

0:10.0

Turn a deaf ear to the cellular phone.

0:13.0

Send me a letter or better.

0:14.0

We can see each other in real life just so you can feel me like a steel knife.

0:18.0

At least so you can see the white of their eyes.

0:20.0

Bright will surprise once they finish spitting lies.

0:22.9

Associates is your boys or girls.

0:24.5

B-de-as-hick as homies.

0:25.7

Close, but really don't know me.

0:28.0

Mom, dad,

0:28.3

God, guys and welcome to Apocer Pals.

0:31.6

Normally, this is the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible

0:35.0

and try not to be jerks about it.

0:41.3

That's not what we're doing today, though, although we are still the two of us.

0:45.4

We remain constant and unchanging as the stars.

0:49.8

My name is Chris Sims with me as always Benito Serino.

0:51.4

Benito, how are you?

0:57.0

I'm good, Chris, because we have a great guest today. My number one pick for guest. We got him.

0:58.0

First round draft pick.

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