108: Skip This One (The Book of Hosea)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Look, Thephiloi, you don't actually have to skip this one (it's actually one of my personal favorites, tbqh) but I'm gonna warn you up front: we were in a PRETTY SILLY MOOD when we were recording this one. Come for the discussion of Hosea's prophecies of ruin for the iniquitous and faithless houses of Israel and also how much he just really hates his own wife, stay for our extended discussion of that one ghost from Ghostbusters, a film they showed to children on television.

Topics of Discussion: A child’s pronunciation, what is (and more importantly is not) a Christmas song, the issue of royal turnover, the opposite of boredom, the days of the balls, the original middle panel, the sin of raisin cakes, two kinds of wine, that one ghost, a hungry prophet, a silly dove move, advice for the Memphis Grizzlies.

Hymnal: "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus, "Chiquitita" by Stephen Mann of English Martyrs Church (https://www.youtube.com/user/Principal45)

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0:00.0	For I am like a lion to Ephraim, and like a young lion to the house of Judah.
0:05.3	Yes, I will tear them to pieces and depart.
0:07.8	I will carry them off, and no one can rescue them.
0:10.8	The book of Hosea, chapter 5, verse 14.
0:13.9	I came in like a wrecky ball.
0:18.1	I never hit so hard in love.
0:21.6	All I want you was to break your walls.
0:25.6	All you ever did was break me.
0:30.6	Yeah, you, you're ready to Apocry Pals.
0:35.6	This is the podcast where two nonbelievers read through the Bible, but we try not to be jokes about it.
0:40.0	And we are your hosts.
0:41.6	My name is Chris Sims.
0:43.3	With me, as always, is Benito Serino.
0:45.8	Benito, Merry Christmas.
0:46.8	How are you?
0:47.3	Hey, Chris.
0:48.1	Merry Christmas also to you.
0:49.5	That's what you say at the end of the show.
0:50.8	So, like, we're done.
0:52.0	All right. It's been good living with you.
0:55.4	Aha. It's been good. Sheepers. That's a different book. That's a different book of Bible episode that
1:01.8	will have that song. I was thinking we might have to request this entire bit to be cut out.
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