Multicultural Mama

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🗓️ 29 November 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Jackie uncovers some extremely problematic home videos and would like to take ownership and apologize to her community. We also go over the Goop gift guide, her recent trip (s) to Target and her future rendezvous with Leo Dicaprio.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a wonderful Thanksgiving weekend.
0:20.0	My Thanksgiving weekend has been a transformative one.
0:24.0	Over the course of the past three days,
0:26.4	I've had multiple epiphanies.
0:29.2	And the first one, I woke up this morning. We went to Palm Springs this weekend. It was really fun. We'll talk about that later. I woke up this morning and after a three day triathlon of tending to the child in a new environment on the forefront of the four-month-old
0:46.4	sleep regression, I looked at Andrew and I was like, I can't believe I have a baby and I can't believe I have to raise him and I can't believe I have to raise him and I can't believe that I have to keep him alive for like at least another few years so I can chip him off to a
1:00.0	international boarding school like I think it just hit me that I'm not
1:04.4	cost-playing motherhood and I actually like have a baby that I'm stuck with and
1:09.3	every day's like fucking Groundhog's Day. I'm also about to get my period so I'm feeling
1:14.0	slightly emo. I also endured about 120 hours of home video footage that has
1:18.9	resurfaced that is problematic with a capital PRO-B-L-E-M-A-T-I-C-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-O-P-P-P-O-P-O-B-E-M-A-T-I-T-I'm probably going to post them on the internet because I want to get ahead of the situation, but
1:34.0	Como, say, doise, deranged.
1:38.1	I love my baby more than I love anything.
1:41.4	It's the only thing I love more than myself and I didn't mean to call my baby
1:45.9	an it. I think that was a Freudian slip but it's not me being woke and being like he can decide his
1:51.1	gender when he's old enough like let's just you know cross that
1:55.2	bridge to terra be if and when we get there fingers cross with love a little
2:00.1	homo but I don't, this is just me being really honest so please like you
2:07.3	know nail me to the fucking cross like Vicky Gunnville sin. I don't know that I like
2:12.3	love being a mommy and people keep asking me that being like oh don't you love being a mommy and I'm like I love being un-tethered I love a quiet lunch I love a quiet lunch. I love a last minute gallivant. I love perusing a strip mall and buying a top. I love
2:31.1	quiet. I love
2:33.3	independence.
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