Okay, Dahlia, before yesterday, when was the last time you heard Robert Mueller's voice?

I just remember, like, searching for audio of it, like, in the last few years, because I thought, like, what if he has, like, a squeaky little...

Jared Lousie voice?

Kushner voice and, you know, like, what if?

We didn't learn a lot of new things at Robert Mueller's press conference yesterday morning,

but we did learn what his voice sounds like.

Good morning, everyone, and thank you for being here.

Yeah, I expected James Earl Jones, basically.

Yeah, yeah. And instead I got something else.

It felt like Robert Mueller was presenting

a book report. He definitely

was. I'll make a few

remarks about the results of

our work. But

beyond these few remarks, it is important

that the office's written work

speak for itself.

Dahlia Lithwick Slate's legal correspondent, she didn't have high expectations here.

What I initially thought it would be, as I'm rolling up, right, we've been waiting for him to,

you know, put the chairs on the desks and turn out the lights. So I thought that's what we were getting.

And in fact, no, we got a book report.

Like these are the, in case you fail to read, the 448 pages, these are the things that I think are the takeaways.

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