Ms. Pat's Weekly Wrap Up
The Patdown with Ms. Pat
Ms. Pat
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🗓️ 11 April 2020
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Star Beans on Now. |
| 0:03.3 | Okay, y'all, here I am with the weekend wrap-up. |
| 0:07.0 | I don't know what y'all did, but ain't much we can do in quarantine. |
| 0:11.1 | Child, if they don't give me the fuck out of this house, I don't know what I'm going to do. |
| 0:14.6 | I'm running around this bitch looking like a character from Dragon Ball Z. |
| 0:18.6 | I guess I'm real cool with the way my hair stand up on my damn head. |
| 0:22.9 | I need quisha in my life, child. My hair so damn madded and I don't even know. |
| 0:30.0 | But I did get to do a lot of stuff this week. I finished the bedroom. I was paying. I can't wait to show you guys. I'm working on the bathroom. |
| 0:38.8 | Just stuck in the house trying to fight white women in my neighborhood for wipes and shit. |
| 0:48.7 | That sound funny because, boy, I went to Walmart the other day. It opens at seven. |
| 1:13.7 | People were lined up in their car. They was out there in their car is about 5.30 in the morning. Because I looked online and Walmart said they had wipes available. And I jumped out of bed and I told my husband, he's like, what the fuck you going? I said, shit, I live in this. All-white neighborhood. White women be on it. They're gonna be at Walmart trying to get these whites. |
| 1:14.8 | I'm trying to get these whites. |
| 1:11.2 | I'm trying to get these whites. fuck you going. I said, shit, I live in this all-white neighborhood. White women be on it. |
| 1:15.0 | They're going to be at Walmart trying to get these whites. I'm trying to get these whites from these white women, honey. I jumped my ass out of that bed, and I ran down out of Walmart, |
| 1:20.5 | and they opened that door, and me and my lovely neighbors went rushing up in that |
| 1:25.8 | motherfucker to find that there was no wipes, y'all. |
| 1:29.7 | And we were running around that motherfucker looking like chickhead cut out. |
| 1:32.2 | I was like, online said that they had wipes. |
| 1:36.2 | And I thought fast. |
| 1:37.6 | I said, okay, I got to hit the next Walmart and I got to go hit Marsh, Myers or whatever hell the thing of the store is up |
| 1:45.8 | here. I get to them store. The same people I ran off in Walmart with is in the damn store, |
| 1:52.6 | is in Myers and the other Walmart in the neighborhood. I said, oh, shit, these bitch is thinking like |
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