Episode 53: Birds Aren't Real

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

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4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Ms. Pat has a phone call from her writer Jordan, but she hung up on him cause he was too gay. We learn birds aren't real. Joe Biden loses it. A cucumber in the most intimate of places kills a woman. We talk about Elvis' death colon. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris if the Pat Downs ever made you laugh then join our Patreon and support us get bonus content a t-shirt or an autograph copy of rabbit miss Pat's autobiography
0:09.3	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the patreon and while you're there join our Facebook group
0:13.8	Welcome to another episode of the Pat down. He won't fuck crazy. I don't know what to say about you
0:18.8	I don't wear my pantyline fucking round with the episode. Well, before we talking about the unincreased my booty hole
0:23.6	Oh shit talking about the pearly gates that are my butt
0:27.8	We talking about that one again her ass beat
0:30.5	Yeah, the Elvis no the beef is in blood. That one will beat that bitch into two niggles
0:35.7	Uh, and we found out Jordan don't like birds. Oh, yeah, we found out my writer don't like bird. He just turns super
0:43.0	We'll be back out. Listen to the news. We'll be right back
0:57.3	Damn
0:59.3	She been on real bruh
1:01.3	It could be really well ugly at the same time
1:04.0	You told him put your life on the spin down ain't no need for the weight and turn it up now
1:12.6	And cut the guy you can't play like the ten though you wait to tie turn the up nothing but the other
1:18.4	Straight off the top everything she said you know funny full plans. This is taste of the future
1:24.6	You
1:33.0	We were in Baltimore. Oh, yeah, we was in Baltimore over the weekend. Oh great crowds great crowd Baltimore
1:40.5	Yeah, thank y'all for coming out y'all showed the fuck out. I think this is the first city that didn't ask for Chris
1:47.5	It might have been it was too black
1:49.6	That's the city I know in the most about because I watched the wire so I'm an expert
1:54.6	I was told by a fan on Instagram because if you come here don't mention the wire you especially
2:03.6	Why are you with shit, but anyway, I just want to give a shout out to the motherfucker who stole my Gucci glasses what you
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