Ms. Pat's Mother's Day Wrap Up

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2020

⏱️ 4 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Ms. Pat is missing the usually gifts the kids make in school and forgets about another important date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Starbeams come here.
0:03.4	Hello, world.
0:04.7	I just wanted to say happy Mother's Day to all the lovely
0:07.7	mothers out there.
0:09.8	Hope you got really nice skills.
0:13.1	Hope somebody put some thought into it.
0:16.0	I think this year I'm really going to miss the,
0:20.6	what I call the little shitty girls from the kids from school.
0:25.1	You know what they dropped a snide on the gills and they
0:27.5	look ugly and hand-pressed.
0:28.9	And you know they worked so hard to put happy Mother's Day
0:33.3	on card stock paper.
0:35.5	And they bring it to you with a smile.
0:37.9	And that's the heavy-y-his-fucking Mother's Day card.
0:41.4	You will ever get it.
0:42.5	And you're like, well, where can I hang this bitch up at?
0:44.8	I need curtain rods to hang it up because it's so damn heavy.
0:48.5	It's no school right now, so I'm really going to miss that gift.
0:51.5	My kids got me absolutely nothing.
0:55.9	Because they know gift-giving Mother-Ukars.
0:59.5	That's what they are.
1:00.7	Even my husband didn't give me nothing, girl.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Ms. Pat, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Ms. Pat and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.