Episode 57: Chicken Ass By the L B

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2020

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Ms. Pat is working on the house and deserves her own HGTV show. Garrianna defends the honor of Twist 'N Shouts while Ms. Pat's mom used to buy chicken asses by the L Bs. Ms. Pat shares some stories about her mom. We find the one good man in her past. We then dive deep into talking about race. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:21.4	Hey, it's White Boy Chris.
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0:35.9	group.
0:36.9	Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down.
0:37.9	We're talking about everything.
0:38.9	Garyana's going to join us and get cussed to fuck out.
0:41.5	Please do not take anything, Garyana, say literally because I literally mean everything
0:50.5	I say.
0:51.5	She's not dead races.
0:53.1	I'm not races at all because I can't be a reverse racist because of her.
0:56.6	I'm not a black shit.
0:57.6	I'm tired of this black shit.
0:59.6	First of all, this is sociological thought.
1:01.6	Garyana, I'm not my actual.
1:02.6	I'm not black.
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