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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. Danielle, what's your phone tap all of us? All right. So Jessica said, I need Ms. Moscholopsis to do a phone tap on my husband, Keith, because he's very protective of our three-year-old daughter, and we're looking for a new babysitter, and he doesn't trust anybody. So let just pretend Miss Mosh Galopsis is going to be the babysitter and call him and have some fun. You don't have irritating this is going to be. Yep. All right. Let's see what happens. In Danielle's phone tap. Here we go. Hello? Yeah, hello. I'm looking for Keith. This is Keith. Who's calling? Hi, Keith, this is Mrs. Moskalopsis. I'm going to be watching Daria this weekend. Okay. How long have you been looking after kids for? Well, my son Marvin is, he's 40, so about 40 years. Is she party trained? Because I don't do diapers or anything like that. Have you ever looked after other kids other than your son? Yes. When I had my son Marvin 40 years ago, I had to take good care of him and I breastfed him and everything. Your daughter don't need to be breastfed, right? My daughter's three. She does not need to be breastfed, but I don't know if you're right for this position. You've never worked in a child care or take care. I breastfed my son Marvin until he was seven. So I think I'm okay if you still need me to do that. Who do you work for? Huh? Who do you work for? Huh? Oh, no, I met Jessica in the grocery store, and she was talking to the cashier, and she said, we're looking for a babys I said I'm a good babysitter and she said okay you call my husband Keith and talk to him and and she was very nice okay hey you know what hey look I'm I'm gonna shut you down right there can you um I don't drive so do you mind picking me up and getting me back home you don't have a car you've never worked with kids you've never worked never worked in a daycare or anything? What? You say? I can't hear you. You can't hear me? Did you just say you can't hear me? No, you were saying you can't hear me. You can hear me. You can hear me? Hello? Hello? Huh? What? You can hear. It's something wrong with you hearing.

You should get that checked.

I got mine checked and I'm okay.

You know, I'm, thank you.

I got a brand new iPhone 3 and I can hear you fine. I think we're good, okay? I'm good. Thank you. We'll call you back, though. But listen, listen, listen. No, no, I'm good. time does she go to bed because I got to watch my lawn order and I don't want her to be up while I'm watching my lawn order.

Hello?

Jessica.

He is now hating life and you right now. So when he calls, tell me, and then I'm just going to listen in on the conversation. Oh, oh, he's calling me. He's calling me. Hold on. All right, here we go. I'm just listening. Did you like background check her anything? Because she has no experience whatsoever. We were in the supermarket, and she fell over in the produce aisle, and I helped her up. And we got struck conversation, and she seemed great. No, no, no, no, no. She has no experience. She doesn't have a car. I don't know what the heck's wrong with her freaking hearing. She sounds like this crazy old lady.

My horoscope said that I would run into someone special today. That's what you're going to go off of? The woman couldn't even hear me on the phone, okay? She just kept going what and what and what and everything. I think the woman's ready to die. When you pick her up, you're just going to have to get her out of the wheelchair, put her a wheelchair in the back, put her back in the wheelchair.

Wait, whoa, wait, wait, what?

Wheelchair? Yeah. You're expecting our girl to be watched by some crazy old lady who's not driving, who has no experience, and is in a wheelchair. She has two Life Alert bracelets. So if anything goes wrong, we've got a backup plan. Oh my God. It's so fast. No. I don't care if she has like a frigging necklace of life alert bracelet. She's not watching Darya. Why don't you guys just spend one afternoon with her watching Law & Order? You may fall in love. Who is this? It's Danielle Vanero from Elvis to Run in the morning show. It's a phone tap.

I promise you I'm not coming over.

Dude, you had me freaking out, Jess.

Come on.

You can't see that for me.

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