Around the Room: Scotty B Gets Kicked Out of the Express Line
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Straight Nate dives into the surprising history of birthstones, Sam reminds everyone that meaningful compliments don’t have to come from a boss to matter, Scotty B fumes after being removed from a Target express checkout despite having “separate orders,” Skeery debates the etiquette of service workers using your bathroom while you’re away, Danielle proudly embraces her role as a full-blown holiday-themed cat-house enthusiast, and Gandhi completely blows minds by explaining how ancient civilizations may have tracked time using turtle shells instead of calendars.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.2 | It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. |
| 0:10.3 | As we go around the room, you know, I have a special way I choose the order in which you go. |
| 0:15.8 | Sometimes I'll start with Gandhi and with Daniel. |
| 0:17.7 | Sometimes I'll start with Daniel and with Gandhi. |
| 0:19.4 | I consider them like the bookends. |
| 0:21.2 | So if ever you wonder why you're last, that's why. Okay. |
| 0:23.8 | For first. |
| 0:24.6 | Today I'm going to screw it all up. Yeah. I'm going to start with straightening. Wow. What's up with you? Thank you. Does everybody know their birth stone? Yes. |
| 0:34.0 | What is yours, Gandhi? |
| 0:35.1 | A blue zircon or something like that? |
| 0:36.9 | A blue zircon, yes. |
| 0:37.9 | Did you know it didn't always used to be a blue zircon? Oh, please tell me it was something better. It used to be a bloodstone hundreds of years ago. Oh, I mean, that sounds more like me. Yeah, do yourself a favor. Google your birthstone and Google what they were a couple hundred years ago or a hundred years ago. It's changed over time. And I think it's probably because some of them are not as common or easy to acquire as others. Bloodstone, not sure if it's the same as a blood diamond. I'm going to look that up. But, yeah, Google it. Interesting. Might be kind of interesting. I know July, any July birthdays in the room? No, no. I know that one has changed. |
| 1:11.8 | Do birthstones go by sign or month? |
| 1:15.0 | Month. |
| 1:15.6 | Month. |
| 1:16.5 | August, birthstone. |
| 1:17.9 | You are something green. |
| 1:18.8 | I think you're a peridot. |
| 1:20.1 | Elvis, we're a peridot. |
| 1:21.5 | You're a peridot, but you used to be a moonstone. |
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