Mr Mellor’s History Lesson.
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🗓️ 29 October 2025
⏱️ 15 minutes
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It’s back to school and a history lesson on this week’s ‘What Will William Tell?’ . Your teacher, Mr Will Mellor, has been delving into the history books for facts about Alexander the Great and a gruesome story about the Battle of Waterloo.
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| 0:00.0 | What do we do now that in 200 years' time, people are going to go, are you serious? |
| 0:06.1 | They used to do that. |
| 0:07.3 | Podcasts. |
| 0:07.9 | Podcasts. |
| 0:09.1 | People used to sit and chat shit. |
| 0:15.2 | Hello and welcome to this week's episode of What Will William Tell? |
| 0:19.3 | Together with our episode six, I think. Yes, yes, episode six. Okay, episode is what will William tell? What are you got for me? A bit of a history lesson today. Why are you saying it in such a terrifying way? Sit down, children. Today we're doing history. Sit down. Stop throat. Sit down at the back until we start the history lesson. Mello, how many times do I |
| 0:41.3 | have to tell you? Put your headphones in, Mello. Have you got your headphones |
| 0:45.3 | on at the back, Mello? If not, please leave. Sir, what's the point? History's boring. |
| 0:50.4 | What could anyone ever learn from history? Nothing, apparently. Ooh, that's |
| 0:53.4 | a political one. Go on. No, I didn't say that. I just? Nothing, apparently. Ooh, that's a political one. |
| 0:54.3 | Go on. |
| 0:55.9 | No, I didn't say that. |
| 0:56.8 | I just couldn't be bothered. |
| 1:02.4 | Anyway, this is our midweek episode of what will William tell? |
| 1:10.3 | Are you sitting comfortably? |
| 1:11.1 | Oh, God. |
| 1:12.0 | Sorry, okay. |
| 1:14.3 | Now, this is a bit of a history thing. |
| 1:16.1 | I would hope so after that. |
| 1:16.5 | Well, yeah. |
| 1:16.8 | Okay. |
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