Mr. Commode's Wild Ride
Judge John Hodgman
Jesse Thorn
4.8 • 7.7K Ratings
🗓️ 21 October 2020
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. |
| 0:04.7 | I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorn. |
| 0:06.3 | This week, Mr. Commode's wild ride. |
| 0:09.6 | Lauren file suit against her mother, Sherry. |
| 0:12.0 | When Sherry dies, she says she'd like her ashes flushed down a toilet at Disney World, |
| 0:17.9 | so her remains are recycled with the water used for the flowers in the parks. |
| 0:23.0 | Lauren is opposed. |
| 0:24.9 | Who's right? |
| 0:25.9 | Who's wrong? |
| 0:26.9 | Only one can decide. |
| 0:28.1 | Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural |
| 0:33.5 | reference. |
| 0:35.1 | Excuse me. |
| 0:36.1 | Excuse me. |
| 0:37.1 | Could you give us some change, please? |
| 0:39.8 | The doctor says we have asthma and we have to eat ice cream right away. |
| 0:43.7 | Lauren, Sherry, please rise and raise your right hand. |
| 0:46.4 | Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you |
| 0:50.2 | God or whatever? |
| 0:52.4 | I do. |
| 0:53.4 | I do. |
| 0:54.9 | You swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that he's been pre-cremated, |
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