This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Monday. Welcome back. June 13th and today's pod is the best one. Yes.

TV. Oh, there we go, Jack. You know how you kick off hot pods summer. How do you do it?

Yeah, meet me in New York City. I will see you there tomorrow. Where are we going to go?

I'm very excited about this week's business trip. Nick and Jack in New York. Very

big. I left it the flat iron. I've got a pizza bagel with your name on it.

For our first story, Spotify just told us for the first time how their podcast business is doing.

So far, unprofitable. You're listening. Yeah. Spotify's not making money. Second story.

What do we got, Jack? Just as gasoline hits five bucks again, one oil company stock is doubling.

Permian basin. They don't celebrate profits. They whisper that third and final story.

Jay Z and Jack D. They're opening up Bitcoin Academy in Jay Z's Brooklyn housing project.

The biggest bubble in crypto is in crypto. It's celebrity. But before we hit that wonderful

mix, Nick, perfect mix to kick off the week. Although I'm scared about this intro, Jack.

It's hoarders. All men. Yeah. Week one, 15. Things we're running out of.

Cause the pandemic, Jack and I have been keeping track for you. This week hits close to our

bellies. Besties and yeties. We are running out of Sriracha. Nick introduced me to Sriracha in 2010.

Red bottle, red sauce, green cap. What we have on our hands is a topping. I think I said, Jack,

just put out your hands. You can put this on anything. It burns. Oh, it burns. Jack,

this actually is the biggest condom in crisis since the great Mayo, Mixup of 78.

Here's the situation. Besties and yeties. A drought down in Mexico means we've had a very weak

pepper harvest this year. No chili pepper. No chili sauce. So for the first time in 42 years,

the rooster sauce bowl cock a little there. Yeah. And guess what? No shipments until this fall.

If you have a bottle, yeah, you need to make it last six months. And because there's no substitute

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