Amanda, hi. Could you step into my office for a minute?

Yes.

Hello, everybody. This is again with this Melrose Place.

Today's episode is Season 1, Episode 21, Picture Imperfect. And now are

your perfect hosts, Tar Ariano and Sarah D. Bunting.

Sarah, she's here. I really considered sending Dave a clip of the Hallelujah chorus, but I feel like we don't need it.

I feel like listeners are just singing it already.

We agree.

Yes, people on Twitter have been counting down along with us for the episode where Amanda

finally graces us with her presence, but much like this entire season, we still have some bullshit to get through before she arrives.

So, yes.

Let's deal with a C-plot.

Rhonda wonders if she wants to be with Terrence again.

Terrence, as you will recall, runs a restaurant and he wants a pastry chef that he knows to make their wedding cake, whereas

Rhonda says that her mother wanted to make the cake as her gift to the couple.

And Terence fully laughs in Rhonda's face at the idea of her mother making a cake for 200 people

and Rhonda's like, uh, 200 what now?

Because she had told her parents that the wedding was going to be intimate.

And he wants the wedding to be about them, not what their parents want.

And she agrees, like, oh, how is it going to be about you if there's 200 people there?

My dude, but fine.

So then Rhonda's later worried about looking grubby for a mysterious meeting at a faux Tudor house that Terrence promises

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