My name is Maddie Kelly. I'm a writer and comedian and along with my co-host, Mark

Chavez, and Ryan Biel. We are setting out to write a romantic comedy movie script that

is genuinely romantic and actually funny.

Give me something that's both sexy and romantic. La Crosse. The sport.

And when we run into trouble, we'll get help from some serious rom-com experts. People

who have worked on everything from 10 things I hate about you to Mamma Mia.

This is all gold.

Let's bake a rom-com. Available now on CBC Listen and everywhere you get your podcasts.

Audio Smuck Quickies. In and out in 10 minutes or less.

Hey, I'm Caitlin and it's about that time of the month when we deliver to you a little

something to tide you over until our next episode.

I want to start by saying that sometimes telling secrets on the radio feels more secret,

more safe than talking to your closest friends.

There's something about the way that friends and family know you. Expect you to be a certain

way. Sometimes a public place gives you this special anonymity that lets you be and

say and do things that you would never dare be and say and do.

What you're about to hear as a secret, someone wanted to share.

I'm going to share a story on a first-time internet hookup that took police in public.

A little while ago, after accidentally stumbling onto the occasional run-in section of

Craigslist, I responded to an ad looking for sex. A lot of them were pornographic in some

way, all caps, seeking hot babes, on a fist, student seeking female companion, etc.

And I came across a one that really got my attention. It was titled something like fun

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