Happens to the Best of Us
The Heart
Kaitlin Prest
4.5 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 June 2013
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Episode Five.
It’s your highschool sex ed class. Mrs. Green is going to play a movie. You are very excited. The room goes dark, the movie begins. You’re already a little bit aroused; you’ve seen pornography before but never in public with all your friends. Until you see the VAGINAS DESTROYED FOREVER because of unprotected sex. Penises OOZING MYSTERY SLIME never to ejaculate normally again! Encrusted growths! Rotting flesh! You carry a mortal fear of STIs for your entire adult life. Until you get one.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi there, it's Natalie here. |
| 0:03.8 | Have you ever wondered if Love is blind and Radio Topia had a baby what it would sound |
| 0:07.3 | like? |
| 0:08.3 | Well you don't have to wonder anymore. |
| 0:10.1 | A brand new show is coming to Radio Topia and it's called Hang Up. |
| 0:13.4 | It's a reality dating show with no rings attached and seriously it's a blast. |
| 0:17.7 | We have our star who's looking for love and six colors, the perspective of love interests. |
| 0:22.4 | Each week the star goes on phone dates with their colors and the star eliminates one |
| 0:26.2 | color from the show. |
| 0:28.0 | But here's the twist, the final color gets to choose their prize. |
| 0:33.6 | Will they choose the star back and take an all expenses paid vacation together? |
| 0:37.7 | Or will they hang up on the star and choose a cash prize instead? |
| 0:41.3 | Hang up is hosted by the Delightful Zakiya Givens and I promise you you have not heard |
| 0:45.1 | anything like it. |
| 0:46.6 | The first episode drops July 25th so don't get left behind and subscribe to Hang Up |
| 0:50.4 | today. |
| 1:16.1 | Actually transmitted infections happen and they happen to the best of us. |
| 1:21.6 | When I was in school extreme images of the dangers of sex and STIs were my sex education. |
| 1:29.6 | So I grew up thinking that if I contracted an STI that my sex life would be over. |
| 1:37.0 | We've been conditioned to be terrified of fucking up our junk. |
| 1:41.7 | We fear judgment from our peers and think that we will never find love if we get something. |
| 1:48.0 | It's not the 1800s or the 80s for that. |
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