Welcome to the Yannis Pappas Hour, everybody. I hope that the new year brings you less

tragedy porn. And when Trump gets in office, he makes sure that one of his new laws is no more

tragedy porn. I just want good news. I got on good authority that this will be the only news show that is allowed to be broadcast

in the United States and most importantly in Malaysia, where they need to hear about good

news happening for no good reason, just a random selection of a country that I just came up with.

We don't need any news because guess what?

If all the news is good, then nothing bad is happening.

So that's what this show's about.

Only good news from here on in, like Leonardo DiCaprio's new girlfriend is 26, which is pushing it for him.

I mean, that's almost like him being with someone on social security.

He likes going 19 to 23, 26.

I mean, what are we doing?

We're trending older as the kid is now 50.

He decided to up the age on his Raya profile to 26.

So that's good.

He's with a 26-year-old, so all's the same.

We will talk about how if you want to live, you probably don't want to mess with Israel.

They have a good way of finding out where you are and murdering you.

I don't know if there's anybody better at assassination than Israel.

Since I've made some Israeli jokes, I haven't used my phone.

And I haven't turned on my air conditioner and I refuse to put on my shoes.

Pretty crazy that their operation with the beepers and the walkie talkie started 10 years ago.

...