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Morbid

Move-In Ready (To Ruin Your Life)

Morbid

Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart

Comedy, Paranormal, True Crime, Dark History

4.4100.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

This week we are packing their emotional support sage and heading straight into two deeply unsettling homes because apparently “cozy” is overrated. First stop: the infamous Blood House of Atlanta, where a mystifying issue plagued the house owners.Then we hop across the pond to Perthshire, Scotland, to dig into the legend of Ballechin House. Built by a man with a very specific obsession with reincarnation, the house became a hotspot for terrifying phenomena after his death. From bloodstained histories to ghostly tantrums, these houses prove that sometimes it’s not the location, it’s the lingering energy that turns a home into a nightmare.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash.

0:02.0

And I'm Elena.

0:03.2

And this is morbid.

0:05.7

It is.

0:19.4

Hi, honies.

0:20.1

How you doing? We'll wait. Oh, honies. How you doing?

0:21.9

How are you doing?

0:22.4

We'll wait.

0:24.3

Oh, really?

0:26.9

Yeah, it's like that sometimes.

0:28.4

Yeah, it do be like that.

0:31.7

I hope that worked for at least one person.

0:33.2

I think somebody found that funny.

0:39.0

Yeah, this is not an ad right now, but I am enjoying a fucking, I got to tell you about this,

0:44.9

Bloom Pop Shirley Temple flavor will change your fucking life. Yeah, she had me try it and it's genuinely good. And usually I can't stand those drinks. I have to say, it's the closest

0:50.2

non-soda Shirley Temple flavor I've ever tried. Yeah. Some of them are also very good, but this is the

0:56.8

best one. So, I mean, not an ad. Again. Not an ad at all. I just, if you're a Shirley Temple

1:03.4

girly, I needed to tell you because I feel like, you know, there's always like people say like,

1:08.4

oh, like that's like the drink of the season. Yeah. Or like, like get popular like randomly. I feel like Shirley temples are kind of sweeping the nation right now. I love that. Might have been you're doing. Maybe it was because I am truly a Shirley Temple girly. She always orders a Shirley Temple. That's just what I drink when I go out. Yeah. So that's it. Really good. I love a sure. I love a good Shirley Temple.

1:29.5

I love a good Shirley Temple. You know who makes a good Shirley Temple? Mikey makes a bomb Shirley

1:36.3

Temple. One time Mikey got this like was it like pomegranate shirley. The um grenadine, the

1:42.0

pomegranate granite. Is that what it was? That is so good good. That is so good. Yeah. So, give it a try. Give it a try. It's the same. You'll never have my keys, but we will. But we will. One really fucking exciting thing that is not an ad and not about anything except having to do with us is that we launched our merch today. Oh, we did. I guess that is kind of an ad. I was going to say that's kind of an ad. Yeah, sorry. Sorry, I just yawned in the middle of that I didn't mean to. Wow. Crazy bitch. We launched our merch and the only, there's two places you can buy it. There's one place if you're international, which is pod swag. You can check out the link in our bio for the exact place to go. And then the other one is the Sirius XM store. It has come to our attention that there are a lot of fucking fake sites selling our merch. Yeah, fake bitches. And Deb Deb helps us with the email. And she's gotten emails before that's like, I've ordered this and I, and I didn't get it. That's because that's not our store. And we don't have anything to do with it.

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