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Top Flight Time Machine

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Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports & Recreation, Sports, Soccer

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2019

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Can newborn babies see? Can a cat talk? Can dogs work in benefits offices? Is predicting like heavyweight boxing? Can you coax a tapeworm out with fruit? And some football stuff...

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0:00.0

May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

0:08.0

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.

0:16.5

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. Here we go. This is it.

0:25.0

Here we go.

0:27.0

Here we go.

0:30.0

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. we go here we go here we go this is it

0:35.0

This is top light time machine I am Andy Dawson I'm saying Delaney

0:40.0

Hi you Sam all right yeah I'm all. We're in the same room for once.

0:44.1

Yeah, I know I'm not feel like I haven't seen you face to face through a while.

0:46.8

We used to always do it face to face.

0:48.3

Yeah, we haven't done it for about three weeks like this so here we are.

0:51.3

We're here at a castAST there's a woman on

0:54.1

reception who's really nice downstairs in the main building but I did that thing

0:59.2

on the way up of she she has to it's one of these buildings where she has to see you up in the

1:03.6

refuse in her past if you're a guest yeah and I said fine and then we're waiting and

1:09.1

someone calls I had to take the call Andy right I don't know where you stand on that taking a sort of a call when you're with

1:15.4

someone it wasn't like we were in the middle of a conversation did you say sorry I need to

1:19.3

take this yes that's all right then then we get in the lift. She taps the thing with her pass, you know, and I was engrossed in this call.

1:30.0

And I had my finger hovering over the number that I had to press and I didn't press it and then because I was

1:37.0

distracted I come off the phone and she's gone she's gone you gonna press that button or not and I went and then she did it it was like you

1:48.0

fucking do it she she sort of knocked my thing my indexing her out with way with hers and press the button.

1:53.8

I'll do it.

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