Hello, you jolly fanderers, you bent declines, you ten foot antennets, grease your feet on

the communal lard, it's time for the blind by a podcast.

If this is your first podcast, which I suspect it may be because there's a lot of new listeners

every week, if it's your first podcast, do you know what?

Go back to the very, very start.

Start from the beginning.

That's the best way to do it.

The podcasts are not a time stamped.

What's the word for this?

Just go back to the start, you cunt.

How are you getting on?

Have you had a lovely week?

Last week's podcast, do you know how last week's podcast was good crack?

I was terrified, put it out because I thought you wouldn't be happy with it because it wasn't

particularly prepared.

It was just me riffing and a story about boys on and how we wrote a song about boys on

based on a real experience of seeing a man master bit in front of half of boys on in Edinburgh.

But yeah, I was sick.

I had a bastard of an ear infection.

I really nasty ear infection.

Two weeks, I've had two weeks of illness, not particularly bad illness, but just enough

to take the wind from underneath my wings, you know.

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