Hello, you delightful warm human being. Welcome to episode 60 of The Blind by

Podcast. You prick. There's a technique in story writing called it's called

circular writing and it's it's where you you tell the reader how the story is

going to end in the opening paragraph, you know? So this podcast is going to end

with me telling you how myself and Mr. Krom and DJ Willio DJ how we the rubber

bandits watched a Scottish man masturbating with boys on and I'm I'm very under

the weather this week. I don't know I don't know if you can hear it in my voice. I can't hear it in my voice. I got a flu, right?

Last week in if you remember the bit in last week's podcast where I had to crawl

around the floor to blow my aqarena and immediately afterwards I said that

gave me a pain in my neck turns out that pain in my neck was a gland in my neck and

that morning the the morning after I woke up with a like a infection or a flu or

whatever the fuck so I spent four days with this awful flu and the whole

shabang you know fucking roaring fever sweating in bed and my fever was so bad

that when I was in bed there's a scene from there's a very odd film from the

eight he's called communion and it's it's about Christopher Warkin as an author

who gets abducted by aliens and I managed to see it once in sky one when I was a

child and it gave me recurring nightmares because there's one scene in it where

Christopher Warkin is sitting down in a rock and chair and this alien like the

traditional gray alien with the big black eyes Christopher Warkin sitting down in

his room and he looks over to the wardrobe there's nothing there he looks away

and then he looks again and this little sinister alien head just pokes out and I

saw that when I was seven years of fucking age and it was like a dagger to my

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