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Larry Miller Show

Mother's Day on Milleronia!

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2016

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

What makes a great Mother's day gift? An ashtray made of matchsticks? Waking your Mom up early so she can witness the destruction of her kitchen? Yes and yes. Plus, Larry talks about the tear-jerker classic movie "I Remember Mama" and then he recites "A Little While" by Dante Gabriel Rossetti.

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Quote of the week: "Right after that, they probably slice your head off."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. And the Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves Old Spice. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

0:39.0

I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

0:41.0

And you know, it does make me feel so good to hear that theme every week.

0:47.6

And I hope you're the same way.

0:48.7

We'll never change that.

0:50.5

I don't know why shows change their themes. I don't. And by the way, we're not on

0:56.2

Miloronia today. We are back on the mainland and the reason for that was Mother's Day, which we just passed.

1:05.0

I'll tell you about that in a little bit.

1:07.0

But boy, that music, they get better every week,

1:11.0

and I know that seems impossible, but it's true. They get better every week and I know that seems impossible but it's true they get better

1:14.5

every week and that's of course the Rodney Wallace Orchestra and the Martha

1:20.1

Klein dancers featuring boy tenener Mike Yuas asking the musical question

1:26.1

if it's our favorite bar shouldn't we already know how much a drink is?

1:33.6

First of all, no.

1:36.7

Good question, Mike.

1:38.1

Smart question.

1:39.8

Interesting question.

1:41.7

But no.

1:43.6

Remember the question is if it's your favorite bar,

1:46.4

shouldn't you already know how much a drink is?

1:48.2

I don't think so, because think of it this way.

1:50.8

If it's your favorite bar, that means you're in there a lot.

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