0:00.0	This is a HeadGum podcast.
0:04.0	Ah, there you are, traveler.
0:10.0	Come inside, hang up your coat, put your feet by the fire, and I shall
0:19.7	bring you what you so desperately see.
0:24.0	Rude tales of magic.
0:35.0	Our heroes journeyed through the teenage woods,
0:40.0	stumbling upon a vampire named Count Ivan Gretzky with a blood addiction.
0:45.0	Then they met owl bears, bear owls, and poopis, the weird little gnome who made them all.
0:51.0	Poopis took them to the nest, the home of all the owl bears of the region.
0:58.0	We open on our heroes, fast asleep in a big warm pile of owl bears. It's warm but it's not like
1:04.5	oppressively warm it's pleasant warm like when a dog falls asleep on your lap.
1:08.6	They're asleep like a pile of sleepy puppies under the throbbing luminous veins of
1:15.7	biomatter that run along every surface of the nest.
1:19.6	Slowly they wake up. Ah, what a nice sleep.
1:37.0	The dreams I had were dreams of glory and love and sometimes lust.
1:42.8	Must be all the feathers I'm surrounded by.
1:45.0	You see, I'm attracted to feathers you all.
1:47.0	I'm a kenkoo.
1:48.0	The one who can talk, you see.
1:49.0	One that...
1:50.0	No one speaking.
1:51.0	But letting me speak.
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