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Rude Tales of Magic

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Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2019

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a HeadGum podcast.

0:04.0

There you are,

0:07.0

There you are, traveler.

0:12.0

Come inside, hang up your care. You are a traveler.

0:12.7

Come inside, hang up your coach, put your feet by the fire, and I shall bring you what you so desperately

0:22.2

seek.

0:24.0

Rude tales of magic, our heroes killed a big blue glowing heart in the earth.

0:42.0

After killing it, they escaped from its lair

0:44.7

and journeyed on to try to find Albie's family's house,

0:48.3

a safe haven in the middle of the teenage woods.

0:50.7

However, they were waylaid by two extremely Waspy elves who demanded that they come with

0:56.6

them to solve the murder of their brother.

0:59.4

Our heroes now are on the path to the Linsingham estate.

1:03.0

I dare say that these elves are Protestants.

1:07.0

What?

1:08.0

Yes, I believe their form of Christianity is rather a step removed from the sort of Orthodox Catholicism.

1:15.6

Do we really have to do this? I mean, I dropped religion.

1:18.6

That's not what I'm... Oh. No, I mean like, can't we just, I really am a little anxious to see my family and I thought we were left side, that's where I thought we were going.

1:30.0

Do we have to solve a murder?

1:32.8

I would prefer not.

1:34.1

Okay. Well, that's not why.

1:36.1

Now I feel like we should...

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