We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Okay. You have accessed entry 810.1, C.H.1633, certificate Number 27581 Mother Earth's Plantasia. This was actually going to be an entry about women's suffrage, a listener request.

Can we go back and do that instead of whatever this is?

Well, I'm not against women's suffrage.

I wanted to see, look, I wanted to sing the song for Mary Poppins.

Everyone wants to hear me sing the song for Mary Poppins. You know this.

Now that you've said it, I think that's how we have to end the episode.

We will do that show, but I realized as I was getting my notes together that this is actually,

this show is actually getting released on

on 420.

We're gonna go, this is gonna go

into the time capsule on 420.

I thought you were gonna say,

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