Mortal Kombat

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure, Arts, Hobbies

4.6 • 705 Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2016

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

It has begun! Brian and Cargill try to survive their encounter with Paul WS Anderson's film adaptation of that videogame your parents didn't want you to play!

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is junk food cinema.
0:03.0	Hi, this is Dick Miller.
0:15.0	You're listening to Junk Food Cinema on film school rejects.
0:21.9	Who were these guys?
0:26.5	Toffee!
0:44.2	Oh, no, do not, blah, Test your mics.
0:47.7	The Mikes.
0:49.4	Mortal Kombat!
0:51.0	I may have said it before.
0:57.8	So don't think of this as me plagiarizing myself so much as dropping another quarter in for a replay.
1:05.6	But drop your coins and gird your loins, folks, because it's time for junk food cinema right here on philpschoolrejects.com.
1:07.9	It's time to test your might.
1:11.1	That's never going to get old. That's never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever going to get old. That's never going to get old.
1:14.6	That's never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever going to get old.
1:15.6	It's never going to get old.
1:16.5	It can't get old.
1:20.2	It's a movie built around a song that they love so much.
1:21.9	They play it every chance they get. Oh, we are going to get into this.
1:23.8	Guys, this is the weekly cult and exploitation film cast that is so good. It just has to be
1:29.7	fattening. I am your host, Brian Salsbury, and joining me as per usual, Lieutenant of Megaforce
1:35.2	himself, a screenwriter on Marvel's Doctor Strange, Mr. C. Robert Cargill. Test your might.
1:41.6	Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum. I think we'd probably listen to that song like 20 times in preparation for this show.
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