Morons: The Monkey ATM heist... 5-29-20
Bob & Sheri
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🗓️ 29 May 2020
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Today's Moron of The Day!
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/monkey-breaks-into-atm-new-delhi_n_5eb42aa4c5b6526942a36a81
Today on Morons in the news:
Hey man.. Your new garage looks like my stolen garage.
The Monkey ATM heist.
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| 0:00.0 | We've got them. |
| 0:01.0 | Morons. |
| 0:02.0 | With Bob and Sherry. |
| 0:03.0 | He's a moron. |
| 0:04.0 | It's Morons in the News. |
| 0:06.0 | There is a 35-year-old guy whose name is Justin Strasberg, and he lives in Eagle Mountain, |
| 0:11.0 | Utah. |
| 0:12.0 | That sounds like a nice place. |
| 0:14.0 | And he works as a garage door installer. |
| 0:17.0 | Well, it turns out that his source for garage doors was stealing them from other people's homes. |
| 0:23.1 | Justin would go to homes under construction, steal the garage door, and then install it for one of his clients. |
| 0:29.6 | That way, he can charge double, right? |
| 0:31.9 | Well, the cops finally busted him earlier this month, and they linked him to at least eight open reports on stolen garage |
| 0:38.9 | doors and they think there could be even more let me just say his life from this point |
| 0:44.9 | on will have more downs than ups very good i know it's a pun i know it's a pun but very good you |
| 0:52.7 | worked hard on that probably for an hour last night. |
| 0:55.3 | Very, very, very, very good. |
| 0:55.8 | Yeah, it took me that long, an hour. |
| 0:58.8 | Today's moron of the day is a slap in the face to every moron in the news who's ever tried to rob an ATM and failed. |
| 1:07.1 | This happened in New Delhi, India. |
| 1:09.0 | A monkey broke into an ATM and security cameras caught the whole thing. |
| 1:14.9 | Wait till you see this video. |
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