Bob and Sherry.

You idiot.

Here they are.

He's a moron.

He's acting like a complete idiot.

Moron's in the news.

And so there's a guy in Sacramento County, California, and he was driving drunk very bad on Monday.

When he swerved off the road and crashed into a pond.

And not just any pond.

A liquid manure storage pond. Oh manure storage pond at a dairy farm.

He drove into the liquid manure storage pond. He couldn't get out. The authorities came,

firefighters, and he was stuck in the pond kind of marinating in the manure for two hours

and then they pulled him up he's facing DUI charges i have to tell you even an entire can

of axe body spray is really not going to do the job for this guy you know what has always struck

me as one of the worst um like, scams and history of language?

What?

They call those manure ponds lagoons.

Yeah, they do.

That's right.

And I feel like a lagoon should be crystal clear blue, sparkling water on a tropical island.

With Brooke Shields swimming in it.

Yeah.

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