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Morons: It’s not Roadhouse.. It’s a roundhouse! 3-25-20

Bob & Sheri

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Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2020

⏱️ 4 minutes

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http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/coronavirus-cougher-971235

 

 

Today on Morons in the news:

 

Watch out for the roundhouse kick.

 

We would like to borrow your ambulance for a joyride.

 

ATMs are not meant to be mobile.

 

 


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0:00.0

It's Morons in the News.

0:01.4

Here's Bob and Sherry.

0:03.2

Todd's going to kick off Morons in the News today with our Moron of the Day.

0:07.7

Take it away, Todd.

0:09.1

And there's a young lady in Florida of all places, and she got into an altercation with her boyfriend.

0:15.5

And what happened was the man said when the police showed up that they were lying in bed together

0:20.5

and told the victim that she wanted to have some

0:25.6

occasion together and he denied her that because the fact that the lady was going to leave him and get back with her ex-husband

0:32.8

well the woman then decided to get up in an agitated state and in the altercation yes this is quoted in the report she roundhouse kicked the man in the note

0:45.3

yes this is real life she roundhouse kicked him and the lady is a black belt in martial arts is what it stated on.

0:57.0

Wow.

0:58.0

So when she was detained, the paramedics showed up.

1:03.0

She then coughed on the paramedics and screamed, I have coronavirus.

1:09.0

And she was then taken to the hospital where they had run a test.

1:12.6

It's not been confirmed whether she did or not.

1:15.1

But if she is being held on $7,000 worth a bond in Florida.

1:20.9

Oh, my God.

1:22.1

I bet she doesn't have it.

1:22.9

I bet she does not have it.

1:24.4

She is just one mean, angry woman. You know, if anybody can roundhouse

1:30.1

kick, I'm going to go with mean and angry, yes. Look, I'm not saying I haven't had my share

1:35.3

of disappointment in that arena, but I've never attacked a man. Good for you. Good for you, Sherry.

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