It's Morons in the News.

Here's Bob and Sherry.

All right, here we go.

Morons in the News, and we're starting off.

We have to go back in history a little bit here, and some of you all may remember this.

Back in October of 2018, a 45-year-old guy whose name is Robert Dennett, and a 35-year-old guy named Kamen Wooten, both from Washington City, Utah. They competed together in a bass

fishing tournament. Now, the top prize was pretty good, $2,500 for catching the five heaviest fish

in two days. And after Robert and Kamen turned in their fish on the first day, they were in second place,

but they were soon disqualified

because the tournament officials noticed their bass

did not look like any of the ones

other people had been catching.

Quote, they had little heads and fattier bodies

indicating a different diet, and they had red fins, which

indicated they'd gone under stress. Yes, it turned out Robert and Cayman had smuggled in pre-caught

bass from a reservoir in a different part of Utah. There was a long investigation, because in this country, we don't put up with any hanky-panky with bass tournaments.

Last week, both guys were charged.

Listen to this.

With felony bribery or threat to influence a contest.

Who knew that was a crime?

Plus some misdemeanor wildlife charges,

and they could get each of them up to five years in prison.

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