Morning Minute: Duke's Pukes walk out of Seinfeld - 5.14.24
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🗓️ 14 May 2024
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| 0:12.2 | Kids these days will stage a walk out for anything |
| 0:16.1 | imagine being so fortunate that when it's your turn to graduate from Duke |
| 0:20.2 | University you don't have to sit through some globalist ambassador or a foreign |
| 0:24.9 | bureaucrat talk about democracy and altruism. |
| 0:29.0 | Imagine having a real-life comedian give your commencement address. |
| 0:32.4 | Jerry Seinfeld! |
| 0:34.1 | And you still can't shake the ingratitude. |
| 0:36.9 | That's right, the snoddy Hamas lovers at Duke |
| 0:40.4 | headed back to their tents during what turned out to be a wonderful apolitical speech. |
| 0:46.0 | Privilege is a word that has taken quite a beating lately. |
| 0:50.0 | Privilege today seems to be the worst thing you can have. I would like to take a moment to |
| 0:54.2 | defend it. Again a lot of you are thinking I can't believe they invited this guy. |
| 0:59.6 | Too late. I say use your privilege. I grew up a Jewish boy from New York. That is a privilege |
| 1:07.4 | if you want to be a comedian. Thanks. If I messed up a funny story around my relatives, they would go, that's not how you tell that joke. |
| 1:20.0 | The prostitute has to be behind the drapes when the wife comes in. |
| 1:25.0 | You went to Duke. |
| 1:27.0 | That is an unbelievable privilege. |
| 1:29.0 | I now have an honorary doctorate, a humane letters degree from Duke University. |
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