Chopped Chumps - 5.13.24

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🗓️ 13 May 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:08.0	restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap. Okay, I didn't see any pro-Hamais protests of that big Trump rally this weekend.
0:29.0	I guess they figured it's hard to bend on and burn an American flag when you get your own stuck up your butt.
0:34.7	I support Trump and hopefully the testimony of Michael Cohen damages the prosecution more
0:42.0	than that of horny Daniels.
0:44.0	I guess Jerry Sandfeld was surprised to find out that the soup not these kids go to Duke University.
0:50.0	So yeah, I was Trump's fixer and raked up and try to fix it.
0:57.0	Yeah, I heard that more on Natal who's gonna be in Coney Island this summer.
1:02.0	He thinks he's gonna outdo Joey Chestnut.
1:05.3	In some good news for Democrats,
1:07.8	a new poll indicates Joe Biden has a 100% lead with unregistered voters.
1:15.0	My President Hump is a friend of ducks and dictators
1:20.0	like the South Korean president, Kim Jong-1, and he's secretly a member of the Moonification
1:28.1	Church, which was started by the leader of North Korea.
1:33.0	That was your last jump line message.
1:36.0	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:38.0	You chump.
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1:46.2	cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
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