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Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

Morning Glaze with Jon Glaser

Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

Amy Schumer

Comedy, Tv & Film, Society & Culture

42.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2019

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

The gang kicks off season 3 with Jon Glaser, aka Morning Glaze. They talk about Amy’s first on-camera sex scene, discover that Jon does a disturbing Australian accent and attempt to bring back a sketch called “The Battle of Shaven Mound.” Annette Bening is on the Pound It or Pass hot seat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

sleepless nights, baby spit up, maternity jeans, leaky boobs, some people are ready for all that.

0:06.0

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0:11.0

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0:22.5

Discover Park MGM, the newest resort in the center of the Las Vegas strip.

0:26.0

Enjoy powerhouse artists like Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars in the intimacy of Park Theater and indulge an inspired cuisine from tastemakers like Roy Choi at his new restaurant Best Friend.

0:37.0

Park MGM, intimate moments, big experiences.

0:42.0

Hit it.

0:43.0

Hey, how you doing? Hey, where you been?

0:46.0

Three girls talking about a lot of love and sin and then someone sitting next to us, who that freaking man is who?

0:54.0

Oh, it's king.

1:00.0

Guys, welcome to season three of Three Girls One Key.

1:04.0

Yeah. Can you believe we made it here?

1:06.0

Happy to be back.

1:07.0

We're back. I'm telling you.

1:08.0

Due to no demand.

1:10.0

No, people are listening and that's so cool and we still haven't received anything like fan art.

1:18.0

No, like that. Yeah, can we start collaging and flattering?

1:21.0

Give me a fucking break, okay, because when people do caricatures, they're very hurtful.

1:25.0

They can't be hurtful.

1:26.0

It's actually more hurtful when people don't mean to make it hurtful and they'll send me something like,

1:31.0

I did this of you and then it's like literally a fat rabbit.

1:35.0

Oh, yeah.

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