Morning Coffee and Questions
Joy with Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson & Studio71
4.7 • 743 Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2025
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is me, Craig Ferguson. I'm inviting you to come and see my brand new comedy hour. |
| 0:05.3 | Well, it's actually about an hour and a half and I don't have an opener because these guys cost money. |
| 0:09.3 | But what I'm saying is I'll be on stage for a while. |
| 0:12.4 | Anyway, come and see me live on the Pants on Fire tour in your region. |
| 0:18.2 | Tickets are on sale now and we'll be adding more as the tour continues throughout |
| 0:22.7 | 2025 and beyond. For a full list of dates, go to the Craig Ferguson Show.com. See you on the road, |
| 0:30.8 | my dears. |
| 0:57.0 | Hello. My name is Craig Ferguson. This is the Joy podcast. Coming to you today from a little tiny room at the top of a hotel in Glasgow, Scotland. I'm here doing a thing, which I can't tell you about, but it's not crime. I'm not here doing a crime. |
| 1:07.1 | I'm doing a bit of show business work. But in Glasgow, Scotland, which is weird to think, because I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm from here. |
| 1:27.6 | Well, no, foie. I was born in Glasgow, Scotland, and I grew up in a little, uh, sort of suburb satellite town of Glasgow, Scotland called, uh, Cumberland, uh, which is, um, I've said a lot of mean things about it over the years. It's not that bad. As long as I don't have to live there, it's fine. |
| 1:30.9 | And I'm sure they feel the same way. |
| 1:33.4 | Now, I don't have a guest today because I'm in a hotel room. |
| 1:40.2 | If I had a guest, that would be a whole different scenario. |
| 1:43.4 | So what I am doing today is yet |
| 1:46.1 | another questions and answers episode of the podcast where I receive, I asked on the socials, |
| 1:54.3 | as they call them, if you would send in questions and I would answer them because I feel like |
| 2:00.4 | it's the right thing to do. |
| 2:02.5 | So today, again, you are the guest in the Joy Cod podcast. |
| 2:07.6 | And this is my first guest this morning is from Chris Fisher. |
| 2:14.8 | He's Chris Fisher. I don't wear Chris his phone, but I'm going to say he's from Switzerland. |
| 2:22.4 | I don't know if he is, but why not? Good a place as any. I've never built Switzerland. |
| 2:28.1 | Tell a lie, I changed planes there. Oh, I didn't change players there once. I was once on a plane flying from London to the Seychelles, Seychelles Air. |
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